witchpriest:

will my dash please join me in praying to the marvel gods that we get anthony mackie doing commentary on the winter solider dvd

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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madeupmonkeyshit:

your pokemon is now paralyzed

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your pokemon is now burned

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your pokemon is now confused

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your pokemon is now frozen

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your pokemon is now asleep

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your pokemon is now poisoned

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nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

ohsteverogers:

Now what we’re gonna do, is try and fix the way you young agents relate to each other.

People everywhere have their differences. In some places, the highborn frown upon those of low birth. In other places, the rape and murder of women and children is considered distasteful. What a fortunate thing for you, former Queen Regent, that your daughter Myrcella has been sent to live in the latter sort of place.

(Source: estellaes)

xpulp:

When u hit the blunt an you ain’t tryna cough in front of the cool kids